Funny But True II

What occurs four times in every week, twice in every month but only once in a year?

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The letter “E”

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What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

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You are too small to smoke

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What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?

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Silence

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What is in the middle of Paris?

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The letter “R”

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What did a wall said to another wall?

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I’ll meet you at the corner

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What has four legs and no eyes?

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A table

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What did one eye say to the one beside?

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Between you and me something smells

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What building has the most stories?

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The library

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

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A spelling bee

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What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

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Shorter

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Which city has no citizens?

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Electricity

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What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?

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A postage stamp on an envelope

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The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?

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Friday

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What gets wetter the more it dries?

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Towel

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What is black when you buy it, red as you use it, and grey when you throw it out?

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Coal

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What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?

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The letter “M”

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What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?

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The word “Incorrectly”

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What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

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River

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What doesn’t exist, but has a name?

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Nothing

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What bone keeps getting longer and shorter?

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A trombone

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What is as light as a feather, yet no one can hold it for long.

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Your breath